There is no one more bomb than Peedunkey |
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Dopo mee gusha, Peedunkey? Yeah, I am. Star Wars is where it's at. I hate to brag, but I have the Force. Not even kidding.  FUN FACTS!! On GoogleFight, Star Wars PWNS Harry Potter; Obi-Wan wayy beats Hagrid; Yoda beats the crap out of Dumbledore; and Han Solo beats Sirius Black with his hands over his eyes. Lord of the Rings wouldn't even suck if it weren't for Orlando Bloom. Shame, isn't it? People who are nerdishly obsessed with Narnia, Batman, or Pirates of the Caribbean are also pretty dang cool. GO FIGURE! Harry Potter is significantly shorter than Luke Skywalker. |
First and foremost... Harry Potter fails. He can't do anything without a little tree branch that can easily be broken in half by anyone with a lightsaber, and everyone with the Force. Like me. Which is why I have dedicated my life to finding Harry Potter and showing him how his life has been a total fail and that he deserves to die. Unfortunately Osama Bin Laden has heard about my attempts. On my exploits to find young stupid Harry, more than once have I come across Bin Laden with a scar sticker on his head. This is a problem. Anyhow, I'm pretty dang awesome. You may think you have seen me before, if you've seen someone with the Force or wearing an imperial hat or something, but unless that person has completely wreaked havoc on the air molecules around them with their awesomeness, and when you look at them you can just tell, "whoa, I think that person is Peedunkey because only people that awesome could possibly be named Peedunkey" then you were right. It's a good feeling to be right, isn't it? Of course, not that I know how it feels to be wrong... And if you think Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings or Twilight (to which I puke in it's general direction) or Star Trek (to which I puke on a Twilight book and throw it in it's general direction) or any other stupid rip-off is cooler than Star Wars, have fun with that. Because YOU. ARE. WRONG. And when the nerds take over the universe (I take that back, because thankfully they already rule the best galaxy in the universe, and so we just need them to take over the galaxy we are currently present in...), me leading them, you guys will all be sorry, because you weren't following the correct catagory of nerddom. You PHAIL. |
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